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8 Home Businesses Doctor Manhattan Can Start — No Pants Needed

One of the great things about starting a home business is that you don’t need to wear clothes. Indeed, this is a dream for many: No pants! It’s the perfect job for someone like Doctor Manhattan who has an aversion to getting dressed in the morning. Plus, when you have a home business you can largely set your own schedule, and choose your own clients.

With nudity laws being what they are, Doctor Manhattan really is a prime candidate for a home business. After all, it’s hard to be professional when you are faced with a huge, naked, blue guy. No one need know that Doctor Manhattan is challenged in the area of wearing clothing if he’s sitting at home behind a computer.

Here are a few home businesses for Doctor Manhattan to consider — no pants needed!

1. Freelancing of Most Kinds

Most kinds of freelancing can be done from your home now. If you have a laptop, you don’t even have to get out of bed to be a freelancer. Graphic design, writing, web development and software program coding can all be done from your home. You can find clients via the Internet, complete your work electronically, and then send it via email or file transfer. No need to ever see anyone face to face.

2. Tutoring

You don’t even have to tutor someone in person anymore. Doctor Manhattan would make a great math and/or science tutor. He can make money off that online. There are online sites that allow for tutoring via live chat, and he can direct a client without leaving the house. If he is forced into some sort of Skype chat, all he has to do is throw on a shirt — no need to be visible from the waist down.

3. Teaching

Why be a mere tutor when you can teach? Many universities hire adjuncts just to teach classes online. Doctor Manhattan could teach online physics courses without too much trouble. All of the assignments, tests and sessions could be taught via the Internet. Once again, the only time he would have to put any clothes on would be if he did a webinar class, or a web chat that required a shirt.

4. Social Media Consulting

You don’t need to leave the house to be a social media consultant. Indeed, this is one of the home business ideas that is relatively new, thanks to technology. It’s possible to help others improve social media strategy, and get paid for it.

5. Life Coaching

There’s a lot you can learn from a guy who created his own new look¬†after his original physical body was destroyed. That’s a serious consciousness right there. Doctor Manhattan would be a great life coach. And, if you know about living well, you can help others as well. No need to meet in person, either. You can have clients on the other side of the country, and coach them via email, or over the phone.

6. Career Coaching

Another possibility is to be a career coach. If you know a lot about getting ahead in your particular career, you can get others to pay you for your knowledge. Teach interviewing tips, review clients’ resumes, and help them set up for their “true” calling. It’s a great way to make some money, without ever leaving the house. As with life coaching, you can help via email and over the phone.

7. Financial Planning

Help clients improve their finances, all from the comfort of your home. If you are good with money, you can help others prepare their finances for a recession, as well as help them plan for major life events. Information can be exchanged over email, or over the phone. You can have clients from various locations, and never have to worry about physical location. There are also insurance agents and others who are able to do these jobs from their phones.

The only downside — at least for Doctor Manhattan — is that you might have to attend classes to get the proper certifications for what you are doing. But, wearing clothes for that period of time is a small sacrifice to spend the rest of your life in pant-less comfort.

8. Start a Blog

You can start a blog as a way to earn money. It takes time and effort to make it work, but when it does, you can really start bringing in the cash. And you don’t have to get dressed. Blog about what you know. Doctor Manhattan can blog about everything from his adventures, to mysteries of quantum physics. And people would read his blog, too. Build up your blog, writing about what you know, and eventually you could have people paying to advertise on your site, as well as earning money from affiliate programs. If you have the time and patience, this could work out.

Bottom Line

Technology has made it possible to do work without being physically present. That’s something nearly anyone can cash in on. You can get your finances in order, and prepare for what’s next, with a little help from the Internet. All you need to do is find something you can do from home.

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